i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
one might say we're banned from that church
I've blown a few things in my day
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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