Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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