I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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