Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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