At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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