i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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