All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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