I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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