i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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