Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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