I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
operation harelip BJ is a go
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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