I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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