shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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