Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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