She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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