Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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