you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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