I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I am available for nakedness
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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