They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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