I bet he comes in French.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Houston, we have a squirter
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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