I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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