God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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