4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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