I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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