If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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