You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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i drank out of a bidet.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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