saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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