the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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