So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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