I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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