dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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