I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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