Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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