How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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