Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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