I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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