this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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