I wish I could teleport
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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