No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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