I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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