its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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