turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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