So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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