May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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