I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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