Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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