Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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