I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
home. puking in laundry basket.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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