She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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