I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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